NSPCC

The NSPCC is a UK-based "children's" charity that contrives and disseminates false examples of child abuse in an attempt to cajole donations from well-meaning members of the public.

Part of the NSPCC's recent success has been a series of television commercials that portray a demonic and oversexed image of males with children in their custody, particularly relatives. It could even be said that this charity is so successful that it has almost become an arm of the state, receiving funding to carry out training programmes and other services whilst using its charity status and donations to ease the massive burden on taxpayers in child-protection obsessed Britain. State-employed care-givers and web-administrators have been known to frequently refer cases of child abuse to the NSPCC or encourage the use of this organisation as a contact point.

One of the NSPCC's functions is to run helplines that may actually offer some benefits to abused children, but any positive impacts in this regard are hard to verify and would most probably be accounted for in the charity's absence. There is little evidence of what happens to children once they have been taken into protective custody after contacting the NSPCC.

Various examples of the NSPCC's dishonesty and disregard for young people include the contrivance of fake social networking profiles of abused children, use of an unwilling child actor in its sensationalist TV adverts, faking of abuse stories in mass mailings and advising children that all sex under the age of sixteen is wrong and should be reported (the implications of which need not be elaborated).

Slogan

Their slogan, "make it go away" which rather appropriately conveys an impossible task, was sung by Kate Bush - an artist known for a tendency towards edgy pedo-sexual themes in her work.