by Cub Cuddler
CubCuddler@anon.penet.fi (an125873@anon.penet.fi)
7th edition
copyright 1994 CC Inc.
(published 3 times yearly:
New Year's,Memorial Day,Labor Day)
Authors Note: This Guide is intended to be a reference for
people who appreciate the most beautiful creatures on Earth,
boys. The rating is based on many factors, the cuteness of
the boy, how much of the boy we get to see (ie shirtless,
nude), and the story. Juggling all these various factors
is difficult but hopefully the rating becomes a measurement
of the best OVERALL viewing experience. My thanks to
everyone who made suggestions/comments. I tried to view as
many of your recommendations as possible and will continue
to do so. As always comments/suggestions about this edition
are welcome. My adress is CubCuddler@anon.penet.fi
The Rating Scale:
***** Run, dont walk, to your video store **** Check it out next time *** See it when you get the chance ** Watch it on a slow night * Watch it after you've seen everything else CUB CUDDLERS TOP TEN-1994 1. For A Lost Solder 2. Milk Money 3. The Santa Clause 4. The River Wild 5. North 6. The War 7. The Client 8. Little Rascals 9. Little Buddah 10. Slient Fall
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Elijah and his glowing blue eyes are a joy to watch. His shirt is
in various stages of openness, at times so tantalizingly close to revealing
his entire chest. One of the best boy actors ever in prime form.
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Full frontal nudity of blond white boy on
several occasions. Also lots of nude native boys.
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Elijah's first movie at about the age of 9. He is a fairly major
character and is in alot of scenes. And yes those eyes are most definitely
there even at that age.
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You can't go wrong with a movie about Little Leaguers. Tanner
and 'the Looper' are on the All-Star team.
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Tanner and the gang are back. Unfortunately 'the Looper'
is seldom seen.
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Danny's second movie and he's just as cute as in Cujo, you
just dont get to see as much of his cute little bod is all. There are
alot of people Im sure who would have liked to have been in charge of
little Danny and this band of orphans who run away.
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The first half is great, lots of shots of Kelly
along the beach wearing only what amounts to a loincloth.
When it gets wet (as happens alot) it becomes basically
transparent. He hasn't got the cutest face in the world
but this movie shows off his body very well. The perfect
movie for those who enjoy admiring the young male form.
(Cub Cuddler)
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Little Brian isn't as cute as he was when he was younger
but he's still nice, especially when he appears shirtless.
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Young boy and girl get trapped on desert island
need I say more? Only first 30 minutes are worth watching.
VCR Freeze Frame Moment: Boy and girl are running down the
beach nude, freeze at the very end and you can see his butt.
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The very first movie (at about age 8) of one of
the cutest boy actors ever. Although not admittedly as cute
in this movie as at age 11 (see Vice Versa).
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A slapstick comedy with a fairly cute boy. At one point
he plays strip Monopoly(now theres a good party idea).
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The Birth of a Legend. Little Ricky couldn't
get any cuter than he did with this movie.
VCR Freeze Frame Moment: Rick and his dad are pulling
their clothes off to go swimming. Ricky moves so quick
he pulls down his shorts and you can see his butt.
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Peter's looks are too obscured by those glasses
for my tastes.
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A fairly good(ie very watchable but not in
the same league as The Fugitive, Road Warrior,et al) action
flick about two white trash boys who see too much while
sneaking a smoke one day. Brad is 13 and is basically the star
of the show as he plays the wise ass, street smart older brother.
The younger brother is about 10 and cuter. Unfortunatly he spends
most of the movie lying in a hospital bed.
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Features about 10 or so boys, most pretty good
looking. A real treat for the eyes.
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Danny's first movie and his cutest. The heart begins to race
faster as the movie goes along leading up to the end where the almost
nude Danny is sweaty and hot. A must see for all of his fans from TV.
VCR Freeze Frame Moment: At the end of the movie as little Danny's
oh so adorable nearly nude body is lying in the car for one brief
second you can see down the front of his shorts as his stomach
breathes in and out.
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Cute Barret Oliver is back again, slightly older than in
Neverending Story but still cute. Story is fairly good but fails to
live up to its potential.
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Little Mason is a cutie and is given many chances to show
off his cuteness. He is in the bathtub several times and shirtless
in several other scenes. Could be the next Ricky Schroder.
(Cub Cuddler)
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You might also want to see THE DEVILS PLAYGROUND and LOVE STRANGE LOVE --
both are great movie with great boy actors -- (NPCF02A@prodigy.com (Marcus Cassity))
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Gang of boys solves a mystery. Youngest one isn't bad looking.
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Man and boy travel cross country and 'bond' together.
An interesting plot idea that makes this a movie to check out on
a slow night.
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The perfect showcase movie for Ricky's cuteness. Little
Ricky's parents are killed while on vacation in Austrailia leaving
him to fend for himself until a man (William Holden) reluctantly
agrees to let him come with him.
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A feast for the eyes. Young Christian is a
pleasure to watch throughout the movie. Features some
wonderful close-ups of his peaches and cream face and a
soundtrack that will have you dreaming of choirboys for a
week.
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An old movie about a young blond French boy who worships
the butler. The butler doesn't seem to be all that interested in the
boy tho, which is a shame. The story revolves around an affair the
butler is having.
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One of the most talked about man/boy films in a long
time it is certainly a very interesting movie to watch. However
as I left the theater I kept thinking to myself 'I would have liked
to have seen more of the relationship between Walt and Jeroen as
it grew and flowered'. The movie is a look back at one boys
brief love affair with a Canadian solder during WWII. Any boy
lover will have to smile at some of the sceans between the two
as they try and overcome the language barrier and the boys
initial waryness of adults. And when they engage in passionate
kisses the pulse rate is sure to go up. However, the nagging
feeling there are holes in what you are seeing persistes , things
about the relationship you would like to see but dont. For instance,
the two are seen eyeing each other at a dance from a distance. Next
scene the two are in empty dance hall dancing intimently. It
certainly would have been interesting to watch how this happened.
This is a good movie, a few changes and it could have been great.
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Elijah and his blue eyes are, unfortunately, relegated to
a supporting role in this movie. However, he is on screen enough to
satisfy his many fans and his 'romance' with Mel Gibson is interesting
to watch.
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A boy falls in love with a whale. Unfortunately the boy
is only average looking and is never seen shirtless, despite what
the advance publicity for the movie might indicate. However this
is a promising story idea and the boy is on screen almost the whole
time. One very interesting scene for the boy watcher will be Jesse's
appearance in a wet suit. From that you can easily tell he's all boy.
So if your looking to spend a few hours gazing at an 11 yr old boy
this could be the movie for you.
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Great scene where Eddie Murphy is playing
basketball on the playground, shirtless boys everywhere.
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The two biggest boy stars around are together on screen and both
are as attractive as ever. As you would imagine either one or both are
on screen the whole time, making for very enjoyable viewing of this
'thriller' in which Mac tries to kill Elijah.
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Great kid flick. Sean Astin was quite a looker
back then.
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No explanation is needed
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Mac is back! And shirtless too! Enough said.
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A dull movie-of-the-week type plot and boys that don't exactly
make your heart race doesn't exactly add up to a good movie. However, T.J.is
cute and is shirtless in one scene. See this one on a REALLY slow night.
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Kyle accompanies dad on trip to Nashville. He's a
fine looking boy and a pleasure to watch.
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Young Sebastion is a typical British boy, nice
soft complexion, cute little body.
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Two Irish urchans steal a horse and ride across Ireland.
Both are average looking.
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A boy and his father are kiddnapped by pirates. The boy is
brainwashed into becoming one of them. He is about 12 and not bad
looking.
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Pleasant to watch, tho neither boy is exceptionally cute. A
couple of scenes with younger in underwear. Older boy (Robert) is on
screen almost entire movie.
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Not a great movie but watchable on a slow night. The
main boy (Noah) is not exceptionable but alright none the less.
The story is rediculious and not believeable for a second, dont
miss the tanning bed scene near the end tho.
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A boy and his brother growing up during the Depression.
Jesse (12) is alright looking and little Cameron (7) is fairly cute
in this realistic portrayal of life in the 1930's.
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Justin, the youngest person ever to be nominated for
an Academy Award, is a cute little boy. He appears several times in
underwear and once shirtless.
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Little Ricky in his prime. The subject of many mens dreams
appears in his underwear for one unforgettable scene and shirtless
in several others. The plot in this Disney movie is as thin as
little Ricky's undies but any excuse to see him in his briefs and
shirtless sounds great to me. A must-see for any Ricky fan.
VCR Slow-Mo Moment: The one minute of tape where Ricky is in his
undies. Whew!
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Surely one of the weirdest movies ever made but a must
see for the boy watcher. Leolo is a handsome boy who engages in some
bizarre sex acts. Enough said.
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Buddist monks come to Seattle in search of the
reincarnaion of their Lamah, who they believe is now an 8
year old boy. Little Alex is a CUTE blond boy who appears in
half the sceans. The movie itself, while interesting in
places, has writing and acting that leave something to be
desired.
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Following in the footsteps of Mighty Ducks comes this
movie about Pee Wee football. The boy you'll probably fall in
love with is the one who appears in a shark shirt the first time
you see him. He's a real fox. The boy playing Jr. is a looker too.
There are a couple of underwear sceans thrown in for good measure.
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Little Ricky at his cutest age.
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A remake of the classic Our Gang series of the 1930's.
Some of the scenes are lifted right from the original series and
overall this is a fairly amusing movie. Many of the boys are cute,
in a 5 yr old sort of way, and they certainly have the right
philosophy in life: avoid girls and you'll save yourself alot of
trouble.
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Great movie with 10-15 boys shirtless throughout
almost the whole movie. Captures their chests especially
well.
Laserdisk Edition: Reciently Lord of the Flies was remastered for
the Criterion Collection on laserdisc. This is a MUST HAVE disc!
Not only does the image look sharper than ever but included on the
disk are numerous extras. At the end there is approx 20 mins.
additional footage such as outtakes (yes, some with nudity),
stills from production, film of the boys arrival in Puerto Rico,
screen tests, the trailers for both this version and the 1990 remake,
and excerpts from a newspaper the boys published.
Also, during the film itself, in addition to the digital audio
track containing the soundtrack there is commentary by several
makers of the film on Analog track 2 providing lots of inside
stories about the production (did you know that except for one
scene all the dialog is dubbed?). There is also narration by
the author, William Golding, on Analog track 1. If you love
Lord of the Flies this is the way to see it!
(Cub Cuddler)
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A pretty good flick, doesn't live up to the
original though.
(Cub Cuddler)
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You might also want to see THE DEVILS PLAYGROUND and LOVE STRANGE LOVE --
both are great movie with great boy actors -- (NPCF02A@prodigy.com (Marcus Cassity))
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The Ultimate VCR Freeze Frame Moment.
VCR Freeze Frame Moment: Lady McDuff gives her kids a
sponge bath. As they stand up in the pot and as they are
dried you get a full view of young boy cock.
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Max stumbles upon a whole colony of shirtless
boys.
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A 13 year old from a messed up family seeks out Mel Gibson
to tutor him. After a rough start Mel begins to 'bond' with the boy.
When the boy discovers the truth about his dead step-father he runs
to Gibson for 'comfort'. He spends the night there wearing only T-shirt
and underwear. When police come searching for the boy it is revealed that
Gibson is suspected of 'molesting' a 13 yr old former student. Although
this movie makes it clear that the relationship between Gibson and the boys
is purely platonic it does make the strong point that men and boys can be
in love.
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This very funny comedy about a summer camp will bring
back memories for some. Needless to say there are many cute campers
to watch to go along with the 'bonding' between Rudy and Tripper.
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Some cuties on a hockey team in the Bad News Bears on Ice.
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This movie is about 3 boys who go into the city to
see a naked lady. The leading boy is played by Michael, a fine
specimen of boyhood! There are several shirtless sceans with him,
including one where the woman askes them to raise their shirts so
she can see their chests. Yummy! This is a cute movie with a few
laughs and I could sit and stare at Michael for hours.
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Many nice shots of River and the boy who played
younger brother shirtless.
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A very strange movie about a 10-year old boys
quest to win a contest. He is a handsome lad who has many
unpleasant things happen to him on the road. There is one
scene where he is in boxers. Not for the faint of heart.
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Corey Haim at his cutest age. Love those tight
jeans he wore.
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Swedish film starring young boy. He's not that
cute but has several memorable scenes, including one where
he gets bottle stuck on his cock.
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Both are a real treat to watch. Weather its the
shirtless Noah or the cute Barret this movie is a feast for
the eyes.
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The current #1 boy star is the title character in this
amusing but hardly hilarious comedy. At age 13 he's still handsom
and, yes, those beautiful eyes are still there. The plot revolves
around Elijah divorcing his parents and conducting a worldwide
search for new ones. Well I for one would be more than happy to
adopt Elijah and Im sure Im not alone in that regard. He appears
shirtless for only the second time in his movie career for an
all too brief moment in this film.
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A real cutie, especially the shirtless scene during
'I'll Do Anything For You'.
Note: This was the last musical ever to win the Academy Award for
Best Picture.
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A remake of 'The Grand Highway'. Nice scene with
him swimming in underwear.
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Pelle is a handsome young Swedish lad and naturally, according
to some law of film which states all boys in European films must appear
nude, he has several VCR Freeze Frame Moments where his body is put
on display for all to see.
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In this movie Kevin Costner does what every boy lover longs to do,
'bond' with an 8 year old boy. In this movie the boy, who is fairly cute
I might add, is in his underware for the first half of the movie, witch
makes for some interesting shots. At one point the boy willingly shows
Costner his penis to determain whether it is 'puny' or not. Although the
plot doesn't go where I or most boy lovers would want it to go it is
certainly an interesting idea and 'stimulating' to watch at times.
(Cub Cuddler)
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A cameo role for Fred but that oh so cute face
never looked better.
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Many close shots of Elijah's glowing blue eyes.
He looks much cuter in this movie than in the earlier
Paradise. The little brother in the movie is really cute.
(Cub Cuddler)
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The very first movie for Henry Thomas. Several scenes where
him and cute little brother are shirtless, including one in underwear.
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Watching this movie I kept thinking 'I hope I get to see
him shirtless'. The him of course is Joey Mazzello and my patience
was finally rewarded near the end of the movie by a brief shirtless
shot. Little Joey seems to be the master of the adoring look and
is as cute as ever in this action movie.
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The Ferral child, a young boy who wears basically
nothing. Enough said.
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Mac's first movie. Also several other boys that
are nice to look at.
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12 year old boy gets to pitch for the Cubs. He's OK looking
and there are some shots of shirtless boys in stands. An OK movie
that would be great with a few cast changes.
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The boys are mostly unexceptional but the main boy is not
bad. There is one scene in a swimming pool with all the boys.
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Little Eric looks cute in his pjs and some of the 'elves'
(who look suspiciously like boys) aren't bad looking either in this
comedy where everyones favorite Tool Man (and the envy of every Boy
Lover) becomes the patron saint of Boy Lovers, St. Nick.
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This an excellent movie. Newcomer Max Pomeranc is a very attractive
boy with wonderful eyes. He is on-screen almost the whole time as he
plays a young chess prodigy. He is seen in a swimming pool and a couple
of times in the bathtub.
(Cub Cuddler)
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All of Joey's fans can get a quick fix with this movie
if they cant get a hold of Jurrasic Park or Radio Flyer. He plays
a supporting role is this true story about the life of C.S. Lewis.
Besides Joey, the presence of the wonderful Anthony Hopkins and
the British setting make this an enjoyable movie to watch.
(Cub Cuddler)
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A pretty slow movie with a very interesting plot twist at
the end. Ben is an average looking boy playing an autistic witness
to a murder. Some very exotic pictures of him come into play towards
the end of the movie. Not a must-see but interesting if you get a
chance.
(Cub Cuddler)
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Little 8 year old Ross tries to find a new wife for his dad.
He is a cute boy. Unfortunatly we dont get to see enough of him.
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A boy-love classic that will bring a smile to anyone who has
ever been in love with a young boy. Story about a 16 year old who has a
romantic relationship with an 11 year old.
(Cub Cuddler)
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Craig is a fine looking boy a la Barret Oliver
(see Neverending Story) who is in almost every scene.
Really nice to look at.
(Cub Cuddler)
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Three
Boys become Ninjas. Unfortunately, their karate suits dont reveal
enough chest to allow for full appreciation of their cuteness. 'Rocky'
is the best looking in the opinion of this reviewer.
(Cub Cuddler)
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Fred at his cutest, he is on screen almost the
whole time and is great to watch.
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Provocative Subject matter as a bunch of street boys become
prostitutes and Vito is raped in jail. Unfortunately none of this is
graphically shown and there is no nudity.
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The greatest boy star of his generation has hit puberty
in this comming of age movie set in the rural South during Vietnam.
However, everyone who has a soft spot in his heart for Elijah will
appriciate the fine performance he gives in this movie. He also appears
in his underwear giving one pause to reflect how much he has changed
since his undies appearance in Paradise. There are some younger boys
that might be attractive, if they weren't so dirty. The story itself is
somewhat wooden and slow, saved only by the good acting.
(Cub Cuddler)
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boys and a girl travel halfway across the country. Both
Fred and other boy are cute.
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