Hetty Johnston: Cyber Child Saver

September 16th, 2008 by Llort

Hot off the press from the woman to whom (lest we forget) any image of child nudity is a ticking time bomb of abusive indecency…

He was a young man of just fifteen years. His partner in crime – a wizened harridan of 36 – wearer of the Cape of Accomplishment. Fuelled by a lust kindled in the fantasy cyber-world of Runescape, they were inseparable – crossing borders and whole civilisations just to maintain contact. For ten days of pure pleasure, she ravaged his youthful body – achieving heights of perverse ecstasy that marriage and family had never offered to a woman since the incestuous forest lodgings of Scandinavia many decades ago! But in this tale of infidelity and the-love-that-dare-not-speak-its-name, only one actor is granted the right to judge this affair. Her presence even more withered and wretched than the aforementioned lustful lady; her wise words striking fear into the hearts of the intellectual underclass; artists, broadsheet journalists and lawyers among them. Her name – Hetty Johnston, self-declared protector-of-our-children:

“The system is bloody crazy, absolutely crazy. If that was a man, that wouldn’t have happened.”

“That child won’t know how much this has harmed him until he is much, much older.”

“He is a child, she is an adult. She has gone to enormous lengths to travel around the globe to sexually assault this boy and she walks out in four months. They are hanging our kids out to dry.”

With words like this, are we not inspired to trust our youngsters’ future to women such as this noble warrior? Her intent one of unmistakeable purity yet dogged determination…

NEVER must one child; not one precious victim of pubertal volatility encounter the horror of being both wet and exposed at the same time. And God forbid that he is ever seen to be hung – such a hazardous ambiguity, I’m sure you will agree!

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,24358212-2862,00.html

8 Responses to “Hetty Johnston: Cyber Child Saver”

  1. Steve Diamond Says:

    People like that will “save” everyone they can…including those neither in need, nor desiring, of her “saving”.

    It is a crazy world, where “danger” does not really have to be dangerous, anymore…”abuse” need not be abusive…and pleasurable, positive growing experiences are maligned as “unacceptable and extreme risks”.

    I think they don’t really even care so much about actual abuse…If they did, they would stop abusing others with their draconian tyranny…But they thrive on manipulating people, and exercising personal control and power.

    Their idea of “safeguarding” everyone…is keeping everyone and everything firmly under their own thumb.

    As far as these chronically offended “victims” groups…It is high time that they learned, it is time that they back off and start respecting other peoples’ differences.

    Every persons sexual experiences does not equate entirely to their own…and it is time they accepted this fact of life. They have no right to force an outside value judgement, onto the relationships of others.

    “That child won’t know how much this has harmed him until he is much, much older.”

    You know…It is time these big mouthed bullies either put up, or shut up…

    Just exactly “how much” was this “child” “harmed”, in the first place?

    That is all subjective garbage, Hetty Johnston is pulling straight out of her own ass.

    Hetty does not even care about the truth, reality or the facts…She cares about exerting power over others, and her own egotistical crusade.

    Hetty is not a protector…Hetty is a predator…

    “That” is the reality, people just don’t like to confront…It is the “dirty secret”, that disrupts our rosy cultural illusion.

  2. Daniel Says:

    It is a crazy world, where “danger” does not really have to be dangerous, anymore…”abuse” need not be abusive…and pleasurable, positive growing experiences are maligned as “unacceptable and extreme risks”.

    The term “Inappropriate” applies here. “Abuse”, “Unacceptable” and “Inappropriate” are all subjective/moral standards that must be given some degree of utility or objectivity to maintain their power in the modern world. And thus, the moral disturbance caused by each one is offered as evidence of its wrongness, as is the ideological hypothesizing of “experts”.

    As far as these chronically offended “victims” groups…It is high time that they learned, it is time that they back off and start respecting other peoples’ differences.

    Every persons sexual experiences does not equate entirely to their own…and it is time they accepted this fact of life. They have no right to force an outside value judgement, onto the relationships of others.

    As can be seen in the article, she really does believe (or at least says) that she is engaged in a war against the system. It’s a bizarre and insulting delusion.

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  4. Think you're secure? Says:

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  5. Daniel Lièvre Says:

    I’m pissing my pants, Frank.

    Raza’s sex would kill you from 50 metres.

  6. Raza Says:

    I’m really not feeling any less secure having thought it over a second time, sorry. I’m not sure what effect you expected linking my entirely public myspace profile to have?

    Now that it’s there though, you guys need to go listen to my profile song. It’s relevant and awesome.

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